they better play corbin bleu’s “push it to the limit” when i’m in the delivery room or else i am not giving birth to that child
Date a guy who opens your jars and wine bottles for you
"please. please stop opening all my jars and wine bottles. I’m not ready for them yet. you’re just letting it all go bad. my whole house smells like wine and pickles and I can’t live like this"
how can lawyers argue without crying
can somebody please tell me what the fuck is going on??? my brain hurts