the dildomaker is a pencil sharpener-esque device that shaves an object into the shape of a dingaling.
if youre using that splintered bit of wood for your dirty business im praying for your vagina
Literally me when I hurt people
oh god oh god oh god im so sorry is it here did i hurt you here oh god im so sorry friend
OMG AT THE END WHEN HE JUST SCOOPS THE CAT’S HEAD TO HIS CHEST. FUCK.
SO CUTE OMG