me: get the fuck out
demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit
my nose is cold
put it in the oven
i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass
No care in the world
I was at the zoo the other day and there was this fucking goose trying to act likE A FUCKING FLAMINGO
this is one of my favorite photos on the whole internet.