March 2012
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noodlesonmyback:
did u fart
cause ur blowin me away
ive been laughing at these pictures of my dad for 57 hours
February 2012
friend: someone told me you look like an owl
me: who?
the whole class bursts into a roaring flame of laughter. tears start to fall from their eyes from laughing so hard. the principal walks in the room and slaps his knee. the local animals come in and create waves of laughter. god is laughing so hard he cant breathe. jesus starts clapping his hands and cracking up. the laughter dies down after about 2 hours, and everybody goes home with the memory of the funniest joke they've ever heard.
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Anonymous asked: birthday secks?
i only got 13 happy birthdays on facebook i bring popular to a whole new level
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Anonymous asked: i'm poopin
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nuggits2:
i love noodlesonmyback she is so nice lms if u agree
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nuggits2 replied to your post: hey im turning 16 tomorrow i hope i wake up like…
have a super SWEET SIXTEEN* -cue the music from that show
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hey im turning 16 tomorrow i hope i wake up like 10 times hotter
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dentist: im going to put this sharp metal object in your mouth okay
me: *gums start bleeding*
dentist: this wouldnt happen if you flossed
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kendallshit answered your question: help what are some movies that make u cry???
titanic
help what are some movies that make u cry???
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Anonymous asked: do u evur get those really horrible butthole pains when uv been holding in a poopie all day n the poop is like "NO MAS" and just wants to shove its stiff self out ur butthole n it feels like there tryna shuv 50 kives up ur butthole dus that evur happen 2 u
“I believe marriage isn’t between man and woman, but between love and love.”
– Frank Ocean (via star-trak)
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annefranksgasmask:
You know that rule about not eating two hours before bed I break that rule like 365 days a year
1612th:
what if milk was actually cow semen and everyone on earth was just part of a really long, cruel episode of punk’d
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commanderinqueef:
whenever i hear my parents get back from grocery shopping i pretend to be asleep so i don’t have to help unload them because i’m #thatbitch
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