March 2012
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noodlesonmyback:
did u fart
cause ur blowin me away
ive been laughing at these pictures of my dad for 57 hours
February 2012
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me: yolo
my dad: what
me: u only live once
my dad:
me:
my dad:
me:
my dad: ok
friend: someone told me you look like an owl
me: who?
the whole class bursts into a roaring flame of laughter. tears start to fall from their eyes from laughing so hard. the principal walks in the room and slaps his knee. the local animals come in and create waves of laughter. god is laughing so hard he cant breathe. jesus starts clapping his hands and cracking up. the laughter dies down after about 2 hours, and everybody goes home with the memory of the funniest joke they've ever heard.
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Anonymous asked: what movie was that, that you just reblogged with the people patting the dirt.
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Anonymous asked: birthday secks?
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Anonymous asked: Happy Birthday
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i only got 13 happy birthdays on facebook i bring popular to a whole new level
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Anonymous asked: i'm poopin
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nuggits2:
i love noodlesonmyback she is so nice lms if u agree
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nuggits2 replied to your post: hey im turning 16 tomorrow i hope i wake up like…
have a super SWEET SIXTEEN* -cue the music from that show
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hey im turning 16 tomorrow i hope i wake up like 10 times hotter
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dentist: im going to put this sharp metal object in your mouth okay
me: *gums start bleeding*
dentist: this wouldnt happen if you flossed
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kendallshit answered your question: help what are some movies that make u cry???
titanic
help what are some movies that make u cry???
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Anonymous asked: do u evur get those really horrible butthole pains when uv been holding in a poopie all day n the poop is like "NO MAS" and just wants to shove its stiff self out ur butthole n it feels like there tryna shuv 50 kives up ur butthole dus that evur happen 2 u
“I believe marriage isn’t between man and woman, but between love and love.”
– Frank Ocean (via star-trak)
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annefranksgasmask:
You know that rule about not eating two hours before bed I break that rule like 365 days a year
1612th:
what if milk was actually cow semen and everyone on earth was just part of a really long, cruel episode of punk’d
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